Greg Nibler and Sarah X Dylan host Funemployment Radio™, a show that came into existence after they, too, landed in the realm of the unemployed. From day-drinking to sports news to karaoke to awesome guests, there's always something fun to listen to!
Whether you are employed, unemployed, or funemployed, crack open a beer and listen to two friends b.s. their way through another day in paradise!
Funemployment Radio Episode 86
March 15th, 2010
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Good Monday to you fine folks! Today we recapped our weekends, including Niblers adventures after our Friday show… that included a little bit of drunken Chat Roulette. Oh yes. Sarah had softball practice and continues to feel like an old person, and we both got together yesterday and put together our picks for “March Madness”!
Nibman had Ball Talk about Tiger Woods and his impending return to golf, as well as bracket news, Pooholes news (oops… Pojols), and, of course, news about Big Ben. Sarah’s entertainment news was rife with exciting news! For her, that is. In a nutshell, Meat Loaf is releasing a new album (with the worst title EVER), bone-cutting scissors attack, mouth hugs, and Titanic news!! Which lead to the most embarrassing segment we’ve ever had – for Sarah. She, for the first time, confesses the extent of her secret obsession. (Sarah here – it’s pretty epically embarrassing).
Thanks for listening folks! We’re off to drink whiskey, we’ll talk at ya tomorrow!
ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:
Here is a video of Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras acting like children:
Funemployment Radio Episode 85
March 12th, 2010
What better way to start the day than with… Andrew WK! Happy Friday folks, hope you’re having a good one. We recorded earlier today to make room for a special show we’re recording to air when we’re out of town! Oh, it’s going to be a good one. I digress; today on the show we talked about how amazing our listeners are (we love you all, thank you for being so rad), Sarah had a hot-dog sandwich for breakfast, Big Ass Sandwiches is making a Funemployment Radio sandwich next month (!), and Sarah had her nose pierced at a Vanilla Ice concert. Um. Yeah.
Greg talked balls, which included speaks of March Madness (sign up for our bracket today @ www.funemploymentradio.com , under the events section!), folks on horse steroids, tiger woods’ return to golf, and a fake fishing ban. Sarah’s entertainment news was much Jersey Shore (seriously, slow news day), Wizard of Oz remake(s), and Lady Gaga’s new video, which we believe to be craptacular.
Since Vanilla Ice seemed to be the thread through today’s show (we are aware it’s not 1992), we ended talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (go ninja go ninja go), Aaron Duran thinks that Nibler might be haunted, and we sang out first acapella karaoke song.
Have a great weekend, everyone!
ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:
Funemployment Radio Earrings, courtesy of Papaver Studio! Click on the picture, to check out their website:
Lady Gaga's new video. eh:
Remember the Wheelers from 'Return to Oz'? They are fucking scary!:
Funemployment Radio Episode 84
March 11th, 2010
Today was quite literally the most bizarre show we’ve ever had – and even more bizarre? WE’RE SOBER. (one beer doesn’t count)
Sarah has turned into an old person and pulled her leg muscles walking to the Nibman’s house today, and Nibler went and saw Alice in Wonderland last night and gave his review. Sarah’s also been on a huge cleaning kick and found some wonderful goodies to bring for Greg, and we ended up using all three of them as bits on the show. Some good, some better, some awesome! Nibs had Ball Talk that including a lot of news about U of O (thanks, dudes, Oregon finally makes it to TMZ and you make us look like a bunch of idiots - good job!), and talked about our March Madness Bracket! Head to www.funemploymentradio.com and click under the EVENTS section to sign up for our free bracket! Word.
Sarah’s Entertainment News consisted of stories about Conan O’Brien (coming to Oregon!), Jersey Shore, and an Anna Nicole Smith musical. For really reals. We then discovered the voice modulators on the board and became 12-year-olds and read song lyrics with really creepy-sounding voices. It’s pretty disturbing. We ended with going through a book that Sarah brought in (you’ll have to listen to find out what it is – it’s pretty hilarious) and ended with the worst karaoke song we’ve ever sung (and we’ve done some that are pretty hard to top)(that’s what she said).
Talk to you tomorrow!
ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:
Marc Delphine's stolen campaign logo, as compared to where it was stolen from:
Funemployment Radio Episode 83
March 10th, 2010
Funemployment Radio Episode 83
March 10th, 2010
CLICK ON THE EVENTS SECTION AT THE TOP TO JOIN OUR MARCH MADNESS TOURNAMENT!
So, If you’ve been under a rock all day and haven’t heard the news yes, indeed, Corey Haim did pass away. We opened the show with this rad song we found as a montage to the ‘two Coreys’, and then deviate to chats of Niblers old apartment burning down, whether or not the ‘g’ in argument is silent ( ☺), and Sarah having 11th row tickets to the Blazers game last night.
Nibs had a new Ball Talk which was about, hey, look at that, the Blazers game that Sarah went to last night! There was also more news about Big Gay Larry, Ben Rothlisberger and sorority girls, and announced that we just launched our March Madness Bracket! Head to www.funemploymentradio.com and click on Events to sign up, it’s free, and we’ll all get to bet against eachother! Hot dog.
Sarah had Entertainment News about Jersey Shore, Lindsay Lohan losing her shit about a commercial (girl is seriously insane), and the winner of Tiger Woods’ “mistresses’ beauty pageant”. She also played the new trailer for the next Twilight movie, which then led us to the GREATEST RONNIE AND SAMMI SEGMENT EVER! Wow. Capslock is annoying.
Thanks for listening!
ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:
Bust a Bucket!
Lindsay Lohan (supposed) spoof commercial for E*Trade:
Corey Haim/Feldman song we opened the show with:
New Twilight Teaser:
Funemployment Radio Episode 82
March 9th, 2010
Good Tuesday to you fine folks! Today Greg and Sarah started the show with Butters talk, and the weird stuff that she’s eating in the backyard. Oh yes, it is as exciting as it sounds. Also, Greg’s neighbors window looks into his bathroom, and Sarah found that out the hard way today. We then tried to find new words for our lexicon since we’ve been informed that Greg says “awesome” too much and Sarah’s always saying “epic”. We have since found replacement words. Wow, it a lot funnier than it reads ☺
Nibs had Ball Talk about Channing Frye, sexy text messages, and blasphemy, and Sarah had sh*tshow news about a woman selling bottled spirits (the dead kind, not the drinky kind), paying for crack with Monopoly money, and a lady who got into a car accident – wait for it – while shaving her vagina.
We had Brian in from the Punk Group with a world premiere of their new song called “Roy Assburn”, and it is glorious, and heard only on Funemployment Radio!
Thanks for listening friends, we’ll catch ya on the flipside.
ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:
The video for "Fat Girls on bicycles", courtesy of
The Punk Group: The Punk Group: Fat Girls on Bicycles
Funemployment Radio Episode 81
March 8th, 2010
Hope you all had great weekends! Today’s show started with a recap of what we did over the weekend, which consisted of us spending hours sitting in the Nibman’s backyard after Friday’s show drinking beer and eating pizza – it was glorious. Sarah joined a softball team (they had their first practice on Saturday and she can still hardly move) and Greg spent time in the sun with his family wandering around the Lone Fir Cemetary.
Aaron Duran came in wielding, I shit you not, a sword, a drinking horn, and a copy of Joe Pesci’s alter-ego’s rap album. Oh, and a bottle of home-made meade. We love Aaron. We chatted about the history of the Lone Fir Cemetary, as well as the stories behind some of the folks that are buried there (there are some pretty messed-up stories!). Greg had Ball Talk with speaks of hurt Blazers, taunting Duke fans, Tim Tebow, and a love triangle. Awesome.
Sarah then had her post-Oscar wrap-up where we all discussed the happenings last night, including horrible dresses, an actor throwing a temper tantrum, and a drunk old white lady interrupting a dude’s acceptance speech. Yes, it was as glorious and awkward as it sounds.
Thanks for listening, we’ll be back tomorrow with special guest Brian from The Punk Group!
ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:
The most awkward Oscars interruption EVER:
